Imagine the opening credits, where they always tell you it’s “Based on a true story” but you roll your eyes. You wonder how much the Hollywood writers punched up the script to sell tickets.
Imagine the team. Mostly third graders. Mostly small. Mostly not very good at basketball. Some can shoot, some can dribble, some can play some defense but almost none of them can do all of those things.
Imagine their first season. They lose their first game 34-2. You roll your eyes again. Come on, nobody loses 34-2. This team does. It takes them 5 games before they can score double-digits in a contest. They’re so much smaller than the other teams. Watching them feels like seeing the Looney Tunes against the Monstars in Space Jam (without Michael Jordan). They do not win a game all season.
Imagine they hit training camp ready to turn things around in season two. They start to get to know each other better. You see the predictable turn in the plot of this movie coming. But no, there is a twist. They lose the first game of the season 28-3. They lose the next one 29-4. But in their third game, they are actually in it. It goes down to the wire and you nod knowingly. Here is the part of the movie where things turn around. The game goes to overtime but they lose by one. They do not win a game all season.
Are you starting to wonder what is up with this movie? Aren’t the writers laying it on a little thick here? Are these kids going to just keep getting pounded? Do I really want to keep watching this?
Imagine the actors playing the parents in the movie. They are wondering the same thing you are. There is one father in the movie who loves basketball. He is old and out of shape, but he still plays the game. He starts to wonder if he can continue to come watch the team. He wonders if all of this losing is affecting his son. Imagine a flashback scene. A montage of the man’s son losing 13 of 14 games in his one season of baseball. The man fears that continuing on this path may spoil the boy’s love of sports. But the kid in the movie actually seems fine. The kid seems happy to be playing with his friends, and happy to be making new friends. But this father character is kind of a competitive. You can tell he’s afraid that maybe his kid has just come to accept losing. That it doesn’t really matter to him. You want this guy to chill out, and you hope by the end of the movie he learns some kind of lesson but you’re not sure if he will. It’s kind of annoying watching him on the side of the court during games.
Imagine the team beginning their third season and only scoring 9 points in the first game. But they lose by just 4. They lose the next game too. Imagine the kids on that team never hanging their heads. Imagine them after games, loss after loss, still having fun. Imagine the coaches. Imagine them continuing to encourage and believe. You roll your eyes again, you look at your watch (or your phone). You’re not buying this. There is no way this team can be that bad and still smile. But something keeps you watching.
Now imagine the third game of that third season. Imagine after 14 straight losses, the kids hearing the final buzzer and they are ahead. They win 17-8. Imagine the parents going bananas in the stands, seemingly happier than the players. Imagine the relief. You figure this is the point of the movie. The lovable losers finally got one. Good for them.
But wait. Imagine another montage. Imagine Skee-Lo’s “I Wish” playing in the background as the team puts together a few more wins to go with quite a few more losses. Imagine they even make it to the finals in their 5th season, but they lose once again.
Imagine the movie ending there. It’s a logical place to stop. Sort of like Rocky. A bit far-fetched, but still something you might believe was “based on a true story.” But you know Rocky’s story didn’t end after he lost to Apollo Creed. Imagine the writers want to stretch this story a bit further too. You shake your head. How corny would it be if they tried to write an ending where this team wins the championship or something in their 6th season? Or wait, get this… what if they wanted us to believe this team even went undefeated? Give me a break.
Imagine a movie where they expected you to believe that. Imagine this team gets to the finals again against a really tough, determined team. After a close first half, imagine that their best player fouls out early in the second half. Oh come on, you say. That kid never fouled out in any of the other game scenes, now you expect us to believe he just happens to do it in the last game? Typical Hollywood garbage. Throw that in just so we have to see some of the other players “step up” and we all have to learn about the importance of “team." So unoriginal.
Imagine the team clinging to a narrow lead. Imagine that lead cut to two points with just a minute to go. Imagine the team hanging on to win. Undefeated. Imagine the smiles. Imagine the hugs.
Imagine the team receiving “Champion” shirts. Imagine the shirts being way too big. Imagine the shirts hanging off of them like Snuggies. Imagine the kids not caring. Imagine them going to bed in those shirts because they don’t want to take them off.
Imagine how proud their parents must be.
Can you even imagine a movie like that? Would you go see something so obviously contrived? I would not blame you for rolling your eyes. I would not blame you if you said no.
But I saw that movie. It was so good.
I can’t imagine what they might do next.
|The Machine / 10-0 / March 1, 2015|